SPONGEKNOB SQUAREKNUTS Lyrics

Sun is shining in Bikini Bottom

Hanging out with Sandy Cheeks

Sponge and Patrick chillin in the Treedome

Looking for a special treat

Mom and dad come creepin in the bedroom

All looks innocent and sweet

As they shut the door that's when Sandy

Started sucking Patty

In the corner Sponge has the binoculars

He just wants to see

Hear him whisper

Man it's getting hot in here

And it's not just me

Sandy quivers

Pat performing like a star

As they stain the sheets

Sweating bullets

Are the parents drawing near

Heard the floorboards creak

Sucking and fucking this squirrel going nuts

While the starfish is nuttin

As Spongey watches

Reaching the pinnacle

Busting a barnacle

Sexy and nautical

Fucking fiction

Fucking fiction

That's right it's fucking fiction

It's a new day in Bikini Bottom

Going to the Krusty Krab

There sits Eugene chillin in his office

Taking count of all his cash

Mom and dad are standing in the doorway

Checking on their special lad

As they walked away that's when Plankton

Crawled right outta Eugene

In the corner Sponge has the binoculars

He just wants to see

Hear him whisper

Man it's getting hot in here

And it's not just me

Sandy quivers

Pat performing like a star

As they stain the sheets

Sweating bullets

Are the parents drawing near

Heard the floorboards creak

Sucking and fucking this squirrel going nuts

While the starfish is nuttin

As Spongey watches

Reaching the pinnacle

Busting a barnacle

Sexy and nautical

Fucking fiction

Fucking fiction

That's right it's fucking fiction