A Real Christmas Tree Lyrics

This year we said "No fake for me!"

We're bringin' home a real pine tree

Didn't know the chaos I'd meet

Just tryin' to get it on my street

Strapped it to the car held on for dear life

The tree slid left and nearly hit my wife

Got it home thought the worst was done

But the battle with this tree had just begun

Oh goodbye plastic (Goodbye!)

Hello pine (Hello!)

This messy old tree feels like it's mine

It's heavy it's wild but it's Christmas to me

No fake can match a real life tree!

(A real one!)

Called my neighbors called my friends

"Can you help me drag this tree again?"

We shoved we pulled it got stuck in the door

Now there's pine sap streaked across my floor

Oh, goodbye plastic

Goodbye!

Hello pine

Hello!

This messy old tree feels like it's mine

It's heavy it's wild but it's Christmas to me

No fake can match a real life tree!

A real one!

Then the kids came home with stars in their eyes

"Daddy it's perfect!" They shouted with surprise

The mess disappeared the joy came through

Suddenly I loved that tree too

Oh, goodbye plastic

Goodbye!

Hello pine

Hello!

This messy old tree feels like it's mine

So divine!

It's heavy it's wild but it's Christmas to me

No fake can match a real life tree!

A real one!