Santa's Lap Lyrics

Oh, oh, oh, what do you want for Christmas

Well, do you want me to be honest, Santa

Oh, oh, well, of course

Well, um

It's me, man

I need some big dick

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

Christmas dick, bitch

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

Christmas dick, bitch

Um, Santa

What's poking in my ass

Christmas dick, bitch

Um, and why does it have a card

Christmas dick, bitch

Christmas dick, sit on Santa's lap

He ask me what I want

Him to make it clap

When he eat my fucking cookie

Bitch, I drink all his milk

Sit on Santa's lap, bitch

Pussy rubbing the silk

Christmas dick, sit on Santa's lap

I feel a thump

And I ask him

What's that

I say, are you fucking happy

You're excited to see me

When he ask me what I want

Bitch, he ask for a freebie

When I ride that dick

I ride it like a sleigh

Bitch, call me fucking Rudolph

Cause I'm showing the way

Make it out under the mistletoe

When he say he about to come

I holler, let it snow

Twelve is more like a twelve fucking inch

I'm the store fucking Christmas

You can call me the Grinch

When he climb down my chimney

Bitch, I empty his sack

When that dick curve like a candy cane

You know it's a snack

Christmas dick

Sit on Santa's lap

He ask me what I want

Him to make it clap

He ask me if I been naughty

Or fucking nice

I say I'm a naughty bitch

And let me slurp it like ice

Christmas dick

Sit on Santa's lap

I feel a thump

And I ask him

What's that

He says, you checked it once

But you can check it twice

And all of a sudden

I'm riding dick all night

Jingle fucking bells

Now I'ma jingle your balls

At this point, Christmas

Might not be happening at all

When I sat on Santa's lap

Bitch, he called it a day

Left his waiting for the presents

Like some fucking strays

Christmas dick

Sit on Santa's lap

Baby, a white Christmas

Is just all I can ask

And when I say

White Christmas, I don't mean snow

When I'm talking about your sack

I mean the one below

Christmas dick

Sit on Santa's lap

Forgot to do his job

While I emptied his sack

Drink his fucking milk

Bitch, inch by inch

Ho, ho, ho, who stole Christmas

Bitches call me the Grinch

Shit is mad