Should have stayed in your car Lyrics

Off the Wall, last year was off the wall

Chasing the fairest mirror of them all

I ate the apple, but then just ate

I was down low, and you felt great

Never saw it coming, I was on the ledge

I couldn't step back due to the wedge

Who put it there, who did, you did

A scare did, your lie did

I refused your words, the stab in the back

I was the quiet, the silent, shunning attack

Not even wink, I didn't look you in the eye

I learned that from Johnny, even wore his tie

You wanted all your lies to be heard

But you were the Amber

And the judge said not today pal

And laid down the hammer

You drove 4 hours, but should have stayed in your car

You got no diploma, I got the baby bar

Chuckles came out your mouth

As you mocked victims right to sue

But the truth came out and

You're not laughing now, are you

They all saw it, your sad little life

Pesky and messy, a bitter housewife

Nothing better to do than be judgmental and racist

Hiding behind your Bible and child replacements

Yes, I mean the 4 dogs. One for each kid that crossed the tape

They laid rubber in the driveway and made the great escape

Your enemies saw the light too and had to run

Flying down gas lit Highway 81

You screwed them all over, don't forget the ditch

You're exactly what rhymes with that stitch

You're bored and miserable, so create chaos

The power trip backfired and you lost

Your punishment is that farm, you're the cracker that's stale

You married for money and now you're stuck in his jail

But I am free, successful to do whatever I want

And that's the real reason you hate me

Because you can't and that haunts

It's not off the wall anymore

The mirror hangs steady and stable

The moral of the story is that truth turns the tables

It's not off the wall anymore

The mirror hangs steady and stable

The moral of the story is that truth turns the tables