SORORITY SCISSOR SISTERS Lyrics

Pull up to the frat house at eleven, should be bangin

Wear the tight ass tank top so my tits aren't out and hangin

Pregamed with the vodka and my makeup is on fire

Tell me I don't look hot and i'll tell you you're a liar

Renée Rapp is my hair inspo but this girl looks just like her

Funny how drunk white girls always feel up on each other

She got three hot roommates just in case she's not a munch

But something deep inside says it's more than just a hunch

Blonde hair, short nails, yeah, you get the picture

Crop top, I'm a top, gotta get more liquor

I bet she's a scissor sister (I wanna kiss her!)

Thinkin she's in Alpha Sappho Lesbo

So now I wanna rush

I gotta read the manifesto

Sorority scissor sisters (i wanna kiss her!)

Boutta join Alpha Sappho Lesbo, let's go!

We sing Charli to each other cuz the DJ's pumpin trash

My keychain is my boner pressed up hard against her ass

It's so loud she gets close to me so I can hear her talk

I wish I could make out with her but I'm a little sloshed

Hope we hang out when we're sober, we'll arrange that

She tells me she's a virgin and I'll help her change that

Uber home alone, crash on the couch with ice cream

I'll wake up sunday morning thinking it was all a dream

Blonde hair, short nails, yeah, you get the picture

Crop top, I'm a top, gotta get more liquor

I bet she's a scissor sister (I wanna kiss her!)

Thinkin she's in Alpha Sappho Lesbo

So now I wanna rush

I gotta read the manifesto

Sorority scissor sisters (i wanna kiss her!)

Boutta join Alpha Sappho Lesbo, let's go!