The Big Intro Lyrics

Way out west there was this fella

A fella I want to tell you about

A fella by the name of Lo LeBARski

At least that was the hand that his loving parents gave him

And he never had much use for it himself

This LeBARski boy called himself

The Dude

Now, Dude

That's a name no one would self-apply where I come from

But then there was a lot about the Dude

That didn't make a whole lot of sense to me

And a lot about where he lived, likewise

But I'll tell you what

After seeing this here story I'm about to unfold

I can die with a smile on my face

Without feeling like the good Lord gypped me