Santa's Late Lyrics

Christmas night, the stars are dim

Santa's stuck in a traffic gym

Reindeer wait with rolling eyes

Too many roundabouts in the skies

The North Pole GPS went dead

Detour ahead!, the sign just said

Dasher's mad, Rudolph's stressed

This urban planning's got them pressed

Santa's late, blame the city's schemes

Speed bumps crushing Christmas dreams

Tempo 20, no surprise

Traffic jams clogging up the skies

Elves installed a sleigh cam app

But every route is a Google Maps trap

Take a left at the Milky Way

Oops, closed for maintenance today

Airspace zones with no-fly rules

Who built these heavenly traffic tools

Santa's shouting, It's a nightmare,

Where's the autobahn? This ain't fair

Santa's late, his patience thin

Construction cones where joy's been

Reindeer grumble, elves complain

Christmas postponed, thanks again

From Berlin skies to New York's glow

It's all gridlock wherever he goes

The sleigh's now hybrid, eco-clear

But no one told him he can't park here

Mrs. Claus called, said, What's the deal

Santa sighed, I've got no wheels

Skyscrapers block the easy lane

Bureaucracy drives me insane

Presents delayed, kids losing hope

Santa's stuck in a bureaucratic choke

The Christmas clock is ticking fast

But these traffic rules won't let him pass

Santa's late, it's chaos now

Even Rudolph's having a cow

Tempo 20, sleigh won't glide

Merry Christmas, slightly belied

So if your gifts show up next week

Just know Santa's not a freak

He's fighting traffic, doing his best

Blame the planners, give him a rest