Death For Christmas (BrooksOfYork Remix) ft. BrooksOfYork Lyrics

Ah well

(Clears throat)

Yuh, yuh, yuh

The planet's fucking melting

But we're making turkey (gobbles)

My family's talkin' reckless

Like they're trying to hurt me

They're asking 'bout my exes

And why they dessert me

I know its Jesus' birthday

But I'm leaving early

Shout out to our savior

Shout out to messiah

When I say "messiah,"

Bitch, you know I mean Mariah

She's in the drug stores

Got me feeling like pariah

She got these retail workers

Wishing they'd get fired

Welcome to the holidays

Welcome to the pain

Welcome to the nightmare

Welcome to the drain

Welcome to the toxic

Welcome to the sludge

What'd you get for Christmas?

I think I got a grudge

Picture perfect

Never existed

Making sure I smile for cameras

Like it's Macy's parade Christmas

In the zone when I'm home

It's all optics

Keep my fucking shit together

Even though it's toxic, toxic

Yeah, sure, I'll catch a flight

We all know I can't afford it

We're all broke as fuck with crushing debt

But just ignore it

Did I get you a gift?

Shit I AM the gift

I spent less money on line for tickets trying to see Taylor Swift

My sisters in the kitchen tellin' mom my business

My dad is watchin' sports and askin' me what rizz is

He's telling me I'm 30, time to find a "Mrs"

Man, someone make it stop

I need some death for Christmas

Welcome to the holidays

Welcome to the pain

Welcome to the nightmare

Welcome to the drain

Welcome to the toxic

Welcome to the sludge

What'd you get for Christmas?

I think I got a grudge

You can call it Christmas

But I call it penance

And every year we do it, but we all resent it

So let me bring some chaos to my favorite tenants

It's a Christmas album, bitch

I hope you like your presents

Welcome to the holidays

Welcome to the pain

Welcome to the nightmare

Welcome to the drain

Welcome to the toxic

Welcome to the sludge

What'd you get for Christmas?

I think I got a grudge

Welcome to the holidays

Welcome to the pain

Welcome to the nightmare

Welcome to the drain

Welcome to the toxic

Welcome to the sludge

What'd you get for Christmas?

I think I got a grudge