people from horror movies are so freaking stupid all the time Lyrics

It's late at night and we're glued to the screen

Another horror flick you know the scene

A killer lurks shadows creep

And they go upstairs? Come on you sheep!

Splitting up they never learn

Flashlight dies and it's their turn

Screaming "Who's there?" into the dark

It's like they want to be torn apart

I'm yelling at the TV losing my mind

Why can't they just leave the danger behind?

Door's wide open but they stay inside

Nowhere to run nowhere to hide

Stupid decisions they never think twice

Running straight into a nightmare's vice

Grabbing the keys but they drop them down

Or tripping on roots while fleeing town

Screaming "Don't go in there!" but they do

Now it's a bloodbath all because of you

Stupid decisions I'm losing my cool

Horror clichés breaking every rule

She hears a noise and grabs a knife

But doesn't call for help to save her life

The basement door creaks they all descend

Did they not see how this will end?

The friend who says "I'll be right back"

Always the first to feel the attack

The masked figure waits lurking still

While everyone ignores the eerie chill

Popcorn spills as I sit here frustrated

Predicting the moves that get annihilated

Why check the closet when you should just run?

Another bad call and they're already done

Stupid decisions they never think twice

Running straight into a nightmare's vice

Grabbing the keys but they drop them down

Or tripping on roots while fleeing town

Screaming "Don't go in there!" but they do

Now it's a bloodbath all because of you

Stupid decisions I'm losing my cool

Horror clichés breaking every rule

When will they learn? When will they see?

Their choices just fuel my anxiety

Take the road don't check the shed

But no they're curious instead

Heart pounding my patience thin

Another bad move and they let him in

It's like they're scripted to die this way

Leaving me screaming "Not today!"

Stupid decisions they never think twice

Running straight into a nightmare's vice

Grabbing the keys but they drop them down

Or tripping on roots while fleeing town

Screaming "Don't go in there!" but they do

Now it's a bloodbath all because of you

Stupid decisions I'm losing my cool

Horror clichés breaking every rule

So here I sit yelling loud and clear

Watching them fail year after year

Maybe one day they'll get it right

But until then I'll scream through the night