
Thanksgiving Chaos Lyrics
- Genre:Country
- Year of Release:2024
Lyrics
The turkey's on fire smoke in the air
Grandma's screaming but we don't care
Uncle Joe's passed out snoring on the floor
Aunt Sue's had too much wine she's asking for more
The gravy's lumpy the pie's too sweet
But we'll stuff our faces can't admit defeat
Turkey's on fire pants are tight
Family's bickering but we'll be alright
Pass the potatoes forget the rest
Thanksgiving chaos we love it best
Cousins fighting over the last roll
Dad's football game is out of control
Mom's on the phone she's calling it quits
But here we are still stuffing our mitts
The cranberry sauce is still in the can
Nobody eats it but every year we buy it again
Turkey's on fire pants are tight
Family's bickering but we'll be alright
Pass the potatoes forget the rest
Thanksgiving chaos we love it best
Now the meal's done were ready for a nap
Time to put up the Christmas tree it's a little full a-lotta sap
Ho ho ho Christmas is near
Let's pack up the turkey and bring out the cheer