Thanksgiving Chaos Lyrics

The turkey's on fire smoke in the air

Grandma's screaming but we don't care

Uncle Joe's passed out snoring on the floor

Aunt Sue's had too much wine she's asking for more

The gravy's lumpy the pie's too sweet

But we'll stuff our faces can't admit defeat

Turkey's on fire pants are tight

Family's bickering but we'll be alright

Pass the potatoes forget the rest

Thanksgiving chaos we love it best

Cousins fighting over the last roll

Dad's football game is out of control

Mom's on the phone she's calling it quits

But here we are still stuffing our mitts

The cranberry sauce is still in the can

Nobody eats it but every year we buy it again

Turkey's on fire pants are tight

Family's bickering but we'll be alright

Pass the potatoes forget the rest

Thanksgiving chaos we love it best

Now the meal's done were ready for a nap

Time to put up the Christmas tree it's a little full a-lotta sap

Ho ho ho Christmas is near

Let's pack up the turkey and bring out the cheer