Misinformation Mike Lyrics

Did you know that birds aren't real they're all government spies

And I read 5G's the reason for the bags under my eyes

The moon is just a projection from a light built in Japan

There is something in school lunches turning all the children trans

I'm at the party with my beer in hand making sure everyone here understands

Don't need sources just my podcast guy and that random blog my friend shared twice

My name is Misinformation Mike my opinions are always right

I'm the loudest guy you'll ever meet but my truth is in this tweet

Hey let's talk politics

You need to hear all of my views

And if you disagree with me you've been duped by the fake news

Tupac is still alive just living in Argentina

The government's been hiding more than you can ever dream of

Fluoride is a Chinese plot to make our brains receptive

JFK was never shot the footage was deceptive

I quote the media even though it's always fake

Trust every TikTok with a sketchy take

Don't know the difference between a bill and a law but I'll still fight for my righteous cause

My name is Misinformation Mike my opinions are always right

I'm the loudest guy you'll ever meet but my truth is in this tweet

Hey let's talk politics

You need to hear all of my views

And if you disagree with me you've been duped by the fake news

I know the Earth's flat coz I saw a doc

And chemtrails are turning cows into rock

The moon landing? Yeah its all CGI

And climate change is just a liberal lie

Vaccines are the government's plan

To track every move of the Ku Klux Klan

The pyramids were built by ancient tech

And aliens caused Amelia Earhart's wreck

The Federal Reserve is a Ponzi scheme

The President was replaced by a machine

The microwave's watching you make your food

Tap water is treated to control your mood

They're turning frogs into spies at night

Electric cars are rigged to steal your sight

They're cloning humans under the mall

And Taylor Swift's behind it all

Bigfoot's real and living free

In a shack with Elvis by the sea

God talks directly through the Jeopardy host

I read it in a Facebook post

My name is Misinformation Mike my opinions are always right

I'm the loudest guy you'll ever meet

But my truth is in this tweet

Hey let's talk politics

You need to hear all of my views

And if you disagree with me you've been duped by the fake news

So here I stand I know that I'm the fix

So please sign this petition

To send me to Congress