
Gobbles the Turkey (Turkey Trouble) Lyrics
- Genre:Alternative
- Year of Release:2024
Lyrics
I had a pet turkey named Gobbles alright
He strutted around gave me such delight
I turned on the oven forgot to check twice
Now Gobbles is roasted he's a sacrifice
Feathers to crispy skin oh what a sight
Just wanted a pie now this ain't right
He clucked his last cluck in the heat of the night
Oh Gobbles I'm sorry you lit up so bright
Turkey trouble in the oven now
Gobbles went from pet to chow
Feast for Thanksgiving I don't know how
Gobbles you're my dinner wow
Neighbors are knocking they smell something good
Don't let them see this misunderstood
It's not pumpkin spiced or a tasty pud
Just Gobbles in the kitchen thought he understood
His beady eyes were full of surprise
But now he's my dinner no time for cries
Carve out a drumstick with no disguise
Gobbles you're gone now the tears dry in my eyes
Turkey trouble in the oven now
Gobbles went from pet to chow
Feast for Thanksgiving I don't know how
Gobbles you're my dinner wow
Turkey trouble in the oven now
Gobbles went from pet to chow
Feast for Thanksgiving I don't know how
Gobbles you're my dinner wow
Turkey trouble in the oven now
Gobbles went from pet to chow
Feast for Thanksgiving I don't know how
Gobbles you're my dinner wow