I Wanna Be On The Telly Lyrics

And a one, two, three, four

Well I'm stood before the cameras with my

With my chest out and a microphone

And I'm running round the room with spandex leggings and a bowler on

The Nation's looking on in shock

Then I'm hanging out having a chat with

With some fashion models on the set

And when I'm walking out the door

I'm met by screaming hoards, we love you Jet

Can we go back to your place for sex?

Which got me thinking

I wanna be on the telly

I wanna be on the telly

I wanna be on the telly

I wanna be on the telly

Quicksmart

Slagging off my friends and any

Anyone that comes into my head

And then I'm fighting paparazzi for the snaps as I check in to rehab

You know I gotta look my best

Which got me thinking

I wanna be on the telly

I wanna be on the telly

I wanna be on the telly

I wanna be on the telly

Put me on, put me on, put me on on and on

Put me on, put me on, put me on on and on

Put me on, put me on, put me on on and on

Put me on, put me on, put me on on and on the telly

Oh, yeah

You got me thinking

You got the lot when you're on the box

You got the lot, which got me thinking

I wanna be on the telly

I wanna be on the telly

I wanna be on the telly

So please just put me on the telly

Put me on, put me on, put me on on and on

Put me on, put me on, put me on on and on

Put me on, put me on, put me on on and on

Put me on, put me on, put me on on and on the telly