I'm a Dragon Slayer Lyrics

I'm a Dragon Slayer

That's my occupation

The hours are short and the pay is good

And I get four months vacation

I live in my own penthouse

In the north side tower

I've got about every luxury

And this too includes a shower

But, you know, I must confess

A dragon, I've never slain

Because, you see, there's but only one

And to slay him would be insane

So, in order to keep my job

And so he can survive

We have made a pretty sneaky deal

So both of us can live and thrive

So once every second week

I go out to his cave

And pretend that I've gone to slay him

And all the pretty damsels save

I'm a Dragon Slayer

That's my occupation

The hours are short and the pay is good

And I get four months vacation

I'm a Dragon Slayer

That's my occupation

The hours are short and the pay is good

And I get four months vacation

I live in my own penthouse

In the north side tower

I've got about every luxury

And this too includes a shower