How Do I Know Why Lyrics

I'm on a beach vacation

Stationed so far away from here

The rebel thug submarine pirate ship

Yes the pirates stole the submarine

Oh c'mon I know you've heard of the pirates stealing the submarine before

Those Somali pirates they go for the throat

Yeah, no you really don't wanna fuck with those Somali pirates out near East Somalia or whatever by the ocean

They're literally as aggressive if not more than in Captain Phillips

You know the line

You know the line

It's filled with dread

And it's stepping on my head

Anyway I've never even been to Somali, I've only seen the movies

And by movies I mean only one movie and it's the one that you're thinking of

Tom Hanks is a bitch, but also a really good actor

He did Forrest Gump and that's fucking sweet

I remember specifically when he jumps off that big boat and jumps into the ocean while he's waving

That scene was fucking sweet

And how do I breathe?

And how do I know why?

Several incidents

How do I know why?