Cleveland Stevenson Lyrics

Once knew a guy named Cleveland Stevenson

He wasn't big on Cubs baseball cause he's a bitch

But Cleveland knew one thing about where he was from

He said something about Brooklyn that I didn't listen to

Oh Cleveland Stevenson

Why'd you have to hit that big jump on your motorcycle?

Cleveland Stevenson

Cleveland and I

We always went walking by the river

He told me stories

I don't remember what they are right now

But I remember they were crazy

Some of the craziest stories I've ever heard

Cleveland Stevenson

Cleveland Stevenson

They made it sound like the dirt gave out

So right when he hit the jump, the dirt kinda came out from under his bike

As a result he didn't really have any sort of lip to jump off of

So he kinda just beefed it

And rolled and bounced down the cliff

All of his stuff went flying everywhere on the side of the cliff

As a matter of fact somebody saw a goat wearing his sunglasses

Just kind of standing there

Looking like a goat does

Cleveland Stevenson

Cleveland Stevenson

Cleveland Stevenson

I told him fifteen times don't you jump that bike

But did he listen?

Yes, that was rhetorical