
Cleveland Stevenson Lyrics
- Genre:Electronic
- Year of Release:2024
Lyrics
Once knew a guy named Cleveland Stevenson
He wasn't big on Cubs baseball cause he's a bitch
But Cleveland knew one thing about where he was from
He said something about Brooklyn that I didn't listen to
Oh Cleveland Stevenson
Why'd you have to hit that big jump on your motorcycle?
Cleveland Stevenson
Cleveland and I
We always went walking by the river
He told me stories
I don't remember what they are right now
But I remember they were crazy
Some of the craziest stories I've ever heard
Cleveland Stevenson
Cleveland Stevenson
They made it sound like the dirt gave out
So right when he hit the jump, the dirt kinda came out from under his bike
As a result he didn't really have any sort of lip to jump off of
So he kinda just beefed it
And rolled and bounced down the cliff
All of his stuff went flying everywhere on the side of the cliff
As a matter of fact somebody saw a goat wearing his sunglasses
Just kind of standing there
Looking like a goat does
Cleveland Stevenson
Cleveland Stevenson
Cleveland Stevenson
I told him fifteen times don't you jump that bike
But did he listen?
Yes, that was rhetorical