Beer Cheese Lyrics

Yo, grab a medium saucepan, it's time to begin

Quarter cup butter, let the magic sink in

Melt it down slow, over medium heat

Just like science, you know it can't be beat

Whisk it, flip it, gotta keep it tight

One tablespoon flour, make that roux right

One minute on the clock, keep it movin' with the wrist

Stirring like a wizard, you don't wanna miss

Now pour in the potion, yeah, you know the drill

Quarter cup milk, with a cup of beer spill

Whisk it up good, no clumps, keep it smooth

Cook it 'til it thickens, got that nerdy groove

Whisk it, flip it, feel the bubble rise

Keep it on medium, watch it mesmerize

Stir it like a genius with a plan to devise

This beer cheddar quest will be your prize

Heat's down low, we're about to go pro

Add two cups cheddar, real sharp, real slow

Stir until it melts, yo, we're almost there

The smoothest sauce you ever did prepare

One teaspoon Dijon, for that extra zest

Half teaspoon garlic powder, put it to the test

Season with some salt, maybe pepper to taste

Now you got a sauce, no time to waste

Serve it up warm, with crackers or some pretzels

Or cover your burger if you're feelin' intellectual

This cheesy creation, it's a nerdcore sensation

Your kitchen's now a flavor-filled station

Whisk it, flip it, the cheddar's in your grip

Flavor explosion with every dip

Serve it up hot, and don't let it stop

It's the Beer Cheddar Quest – time to take the top