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    • Year of Release:2024

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    Santa and his Sleigh were on their way

    Spreading Festive cheer, the kids did say

    Ticking off his list at break neck speed

    Maybe put his feet up early and chill


    Then he arrives at a deep dark Wales

    Police approach all surly and dour

    Your flying permit is no longer valid

    You will have to use the roads and keep to 20mph

    Or we'll ave you


    Santa and his Sleigh were late last Christmas

    Santa got lost in Wales last Christmas

    Santa's not coming to Wales this Christmas

    Ho Ho, Ho Ho Ho Ho

    He had to drive so slow


    Tried to take the bus, there were none around

    Tried to catch a train, got stuck in the crowds

    Had to go through the Brynglas Tunnels

    He was lucky if he hit 40mph


    Council confiscated all the plastic toys

    There was not enough left to spread Christmas joy

    Santa needed Cwtch's he was all out of cheer

    But the Senedd wants to ban them

    What next Beer


    Santa and his Sleigh were late last Christmas

    Santa got lost in Wales last Christmas

    Santa's not coming to Wales this Christmas

    Ho Ho, Ho Ho, Ho Ho


    He had to drive sooo slow

    Rudolf hit a pot hole

    Santa gave up all hope

    So he went and bought some coke

    Cos the dealers are free

    To do as they please


    Thankyou comrades, for taking care of me

    It's right my mind is not so free

    I'm a festive turkey that's not getting fat

    But I will always vote for Christmas, cos I like to wet my pants


    Santa and his Sleigh were late last Christmas

    Santa got lost in Wales last Christmas

    Santa's not coming to Wales this Christmas

    Ho Ho, Ho Ho, Ho Ho


    Santa and his Sleigh were late last Christmas

    Santa got lost in Wales last Christmas

    Santa's not coming to Wales this Christmas

    Ho Ho, Ho Ho, Ho Ho


    Santa and his Sleigh were late last Christmas

    Santa got lost in Wales last Christmas

    Santa's not coming to Wales this Christmas

    Ho Ho, Ho Ho, Ho Ho


    Santa and his Sleigh were late last Christmas

    Santa got lost in Wales last Christmas

    Santa's not coming to Wales this Christmas

    Ho Ho, Ho Ho, Ho Ho


    He had to drive sooo slow!

    Rudolf hit a pot hole

    Vet gave up all hope

    Santa was crazed, high on coke

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