Hallelujah, it's a Vampire Priest Lyrics

Hallelujah, it's a vampire priest!

He's here to feast, or maybe just preach!

Should we run, should we hide?

Or should we praise the Lord inside?

The town was chillin', sun goin' down,

Then in the dark, came a stranger 'round.

Pale as the moon, teeth like knives,

But he said, "I'm here to save your lives!"

[Monster Growl] "Grrrrr, I'm here to save your lives!"

He wore a cross, but his eyes did gleam,

"Don't be scared, I'm not what I seem!"

The townsfolk whispered, what should they do?

Was he a saint... or just bad news?

Hallelujah, it's a vampire priest!

He's here to feast, or maybe just preach!

Should we run, should we hide?

Or should we praise the Lord inside?

Some said "He's cursed, we're all gonna die!"

Others said "No, let's give him a try!"

He held a Bible high in the air,

Said, "I drink blood, but I truly care."

"Sssss, I truly care!"

He sang the psalms with a devilish grin,

The choir joined in, should we let him in?

His fangs were sharp, but his soul seemed pure,

The town stood frozen, unsure, unsure…

Hallelujah, it's a vampire priest!

He's here to feast, or maybe just preach!

Should we run, should we hide?

Or should we praise the Lord inside?

"Raaaaargh!"

Oh, the night is dark, but the priest's so bright,

A blood-sucking preacher, is that alright?

We're stuck in the middle of wrong and right,

Hallelujah, what a spooky sight!

Hallelujah, it's a vampire priest!

"I'm not what you think!"

Hallelujah, it's a vampire priest!

He's here to feast, or maybe just preach!

Should we run, should we hide?

Or should we praise the Lord inside?

Praise be... the vampire priest…

Or should we flee... this midnight feast?