I LOVE HOME ALONE Lyrics

Hey, so what do you think about the song idea

Wait, let me get this straight

You're writing a song about the movie Home Alone

Yeah

Okay, so you're just describing the movies piece by piece

Yeah, exactly

It ain't Christmas until you set the booby traps

End of the calendar, not out of town if you're

Kevin McAllister, bandit, no challenger

Whoa, made the family disappear

Whoa, ice cream candy in the clear

Oh, cutouts dancing Christmas cheer

Bro, feeling manly end is near

Wet bandit's, head damage, get branded

Red-handed, his plan did, withstand it

Kid's fam is, wish granted

Outsmarted, by a kindergartener

How far did, Gus Polinski drive her

Best part is, the morning when he finds her

Big-hearted, can't squeeze her any tighter

Everyone home, all is unknown

Just hung around, they laugh and they proud

Cause Kevin done grown

Dad finds a tooth left

Salt-man and fam do connect

Buzz finds his room wrecked

Ready for part two yet

I love Home Alone, I could tell you every detail

I love Home Alone, I could turn around and retell

I love Home Alone, once I start it, I can't stop it

I love Home Alone, it ain't Christmas till I watch it

One year later, not much safer

Ticket taker, board him no papers

Wrong man, wrong plan, he lands wrong state

New York is great, bandits escape

Kevin got the credit card

Talkboy gonna get him far

Room service, he's living large

Concierge gon' let it charge

Suspicion gets the best of him

He wants to know her parents

When he listens with embarrassment

Now Kevin's got the upper hand

Limos in toy stores, credit card report

Duncan is saving for children to have more

Wet bandit sticky

Set plans to get the

Kid and charity

But not while Kevin runs this city

Brick after brick after brick after brick

They're not gonna quit but they seem to forget

Hit after hit after hit after hit

"A kid always wins against two idiots

Chase to the park, feather and tar

Fireworks start, cops are not far

Wishing to see the whole family

Mom on the street, out by the tree

Gifts in the suite, surprisingly

Go to the sweet pigeon lady

Showing love with turtle doves

But dad is mad and it's because

He sees the bill for room service

And he's like, Ah, Kevin, $967 on room service

I love Home Alone, I could tell you every detail

I love Home Alone, I could turn around and retell

I love Home Alone, once I start it, I can't stop it

I love Home Alone, it ain't Christmas till I watch it

I really only love Home Alone and Lost in New York

Not a big fan of part three and I hate four

At least number six is kind of in the universe

And let's all admit that five is the worst

But let's be honest, one and two are so good

You know that I'm gonna watch all six every year

Out of pure desperation

Trying to feel that feeling that I felt

When I first watched the first two movies

I love Home Alone, I could tell you every detail

I love Home Alone, I could turn around and retell

I love Home Alone, once I start it, I can't stop it

I love Home Alone, it ain't Christmas till I watch it

I love Home Alone, I could tell you every detail

I love Home Alone, I could turn around and retell

I love Home Alone, once I start it, I can't stop it

I love Home Alone, it ain't Christmas till I watch it