Miss Conditional Lyrics

Another day chewing all my blues

Without a fucking clue, how I could lose you?

The ghost who haunts the castle of pure love

Keeps saying 'what if you'

What an obsessive tune

But then, springtime waves her hand

Who cares about success

A loser is prisonless

What if I weren't, I wouldn't, I didn't do

Or if you shouldn't, you ought not, why hadn't you?

Would we have even existed, or twisted the way we did

Admit we are pure mistakes and love them all

Miss Conditional is the scariest bride

Her mantra is the bug that eats you from the inside

She rules a world where I am no longer me

It's weird, I can't be you, this is the plainest truth

But then, summer waves her hand

Who cares about success

I am free and I go west

What if I weren't, I wouldn't, I didn't do

Or if you shouldn't, you ought not, why hadn't you?

Would we have even existed, or twisted the way we did

Admit we are pure mistakes and love them all

The lives we never lived hang at the wall

The hunting trophies of an android war

It's a lost love horror show, it's vinegar and coke

Another lizard crawling up my jaw

What if I weren't, I wouldn't, I didn't do

Or if you shouldn't, you ought not, why hadn't you?

Would we have even existed, or twisted the way we did

Admit we are pure mistakes and love them all