Grab me a jar Lyrics

Grab me a jar and I'll tell you a tale about the best night of my life

It happened when I was a much younger man and more open to rolling the dice

The night was still young and the music was louder than anything I'd ever heard

My head started spinning the barman was grinning as I spoke to the prettiest girl

When I woke up next mornin' didn't know where I was my head felt like it could explode

My heart beat faster than a bat out of hell I thought I was having a stroke

I'd lost all my money there was blood on my shirt I couldn't even say my own name

It was the wildest night that I'll never forget though I cannot remember a thing

Show me the way to go home

I'm tired and I want to go to bed

I had a little drink about an hour ago

And it's gone right to my head

I got to find my address

The night's been crazier than I could have guessed

'Cause when I drink things get out of control

So show me the way to go home

Show me the way to go home (thank you sir)

I'm tired and I want to go to bed

I had a little drink about an hour ago

And it's gone right to my head

I got the baddest tattoo

And I'm also missing a tooth

'Cause when I drink things get out of control

So show me the way to go home

Show me the way to go home

I'm tired and I want to go to bed

I had a little drink about an hour ago

Now ten years have passed and I still tell the tale 'bout the biggest mistake of my life

It happened when I was more stupid than now and more willing to give things a try

Now my body still aches from the beating it got but I guess that it could've been worse

'Cause at least I survived I don't know how or why not knowing is my greatest curse

So I drink to remember that night I forgot and I drink to relive that binge

But the music is never as loud as it was and the girls are as ugly as sin