Here's Your Man Lyrics

Here's your man

The right man for the job

You'd better go and hire him

Instead of that other slob.

Yes, here's your man

The only man for this important job

So go ahead and hire him

Instead of that worthless slobbering buffoon

It couldn't be too soon

When his resume unrolls

You're gonna be bowled over

Like the last pin standing at the end of the lane

Let me explain

He's the best of the best

And he'd have to confess to being totally obsessed

Head and shoulders and boulders above the rest

When the competition's thick as can be

You're gonna see that he is more than ready

Watch what he can do

And learn a thing or two

Hire this man

He's the man for the job

You'd better snap him up now

He's got his hand on the knob

And could walk out your door forevermore

You've never seen anything like him before

He's bold under pressure

Doesn't fold under duress

And just as you guessed

He doesn't need any rest

He is impeccably dressed

And everyone is so impressed

At how he handles such incredible stress

With pure finesse

I'm told he wears a coat of diamonds

All the time in every climate

Even though he's never ever cold

He is something to behold

He's sweating silver bullets

And he's shitting bricks of gold

I'm sure you're sold, sold, sold, sold, sold

Onboard this man today

This instant, don't delay

This job is far too important

To entrust to those other chattering baboons

And soon you're gonna see

New booming markets found

Your profits abound

Your interest compound

You're gonna lift off the ground

You'll be the talk of the town

Internationally renowned