
Hookie Lyrics
- Genre:Alternative
- Year of Release:2024
Lyrics
I try not to sing about me
Try to keep my topics deranged
But every now and then I'm lazy
And I have to be cliche
No sarcastic snipperty jibbets
No pompous know it all shit
Just a confession through and through
But before this I must preface
Typically I'm mean to you
When I'm singing obvious clues
Underneath a secret message
That more often goes unpackaged
So now I sit hear crying boohoo
And know one sees or hears
Because I have a secret
That is for no ones ears
So humbled I kneel before you
And I greatly clasp my hands
Shut up my friends you'll have your turn
I'm singing about me now
It's not the type of thing
You sing about or blurt out loud
Call the cops put me in cuffs
Mom and dad will not be proud
I didn't do it for the money
Hell I didn't even make any money
But isn't that the way things go
And isn't life quite funny that way get on with it I know I can read your mind sorry
To some this will be gasp oh my
What gives oh dear oh me
But others will say no shit no duh
Who gives a crap that's a dumb story
So here it is
My only secret
Revealed in this
Digital circus
Here it is
Right now
Comin' at ya'
Did you check the stove
I'm a ho
It may be plain to see
I'm a ho
Went to places I shouldn't be
I'm a ho
From seventeen to seventy three
You can sit next to me cutie
I'm a ho
The kind you don't really want
I'm a ho
The kind you don't really pay
I'm a ho
And I really like to flaunt it
I am the universes biggest twaaaat
Here it is
My only secret
Exposed on this
This Digital circus
My confessions long and coming
Because I didn't know
There are just too many things
That constitute an eh hmm
But looking in the mirror now
I can see I'm one of them
I've whore for so many ones
I've whored for many things
I've whored so much
I forgot to whore for me
And that is why I stand humbled finally
On this stand with a limp
Having dodged accounts of ehh hmm
Oh Dear - My word
Please don't misunderstand me
I have to speak in metaphors
There are many ways that one can stray
and become
A dirty Ho
Harems are illegal fellow
I'm a ho
Chicks on chicks in tubs of jello
I'm a ho
I took 'em home to my girlfriend
To see where things begin to end
I'm a ho
That's not on all fours
I'm a ho
That speaks in metaphors
I'm a ho
And you really haven't thought this through
I'm a ho
That'll fuckin' screw you
What will become of me
Doomed to obscurity
Don't know where I should go
Too hot for the TV
Too loud for the radio
I'm a ho
And so's your mom and your dad
Stupid ho's
Your brother and your sister
Ugly ho's
Your dog and your cat
Furry ho's
If i'm a ho and they're a ho then so are you