Hookie Lyrics

I try not to sing about me

Try to keep my topics deranged

But every now and then I'm lazy

And I have to be cliche

No sarcastic snipperty jibbets

No pompous know it all shit

Just a confession through and through

But before this I must preface

Typically I'm mean to you

When I'm singing obvious clues

Underneath a secret message

That more often goes unpackaged

So now I sit hear crying boohoo

And know one sees or hears

Because I have a secret

That is for no ones ears

So humbled I kneel before you

And I greatly clasp my hands

Shut up my friends you'll have your turn

I'm singing about me now

It's not the type of thing

You sing about or blurt out loud

Call the cops put me in cuffs

Mom and dad will not be proud

I didn't do it for the money

Hell I didn't even make any money

But isn't that the way things go

And isn't life quite funny that way get on with it I know I can read your mind sorry

To some this will be gasp oh my

What gives oh dear oh me

But others will say no shit no duh

Who gives a crap that's a dumb story

So here it is

My only secret

Revealed in this

Digital circus

Here it is

Right now

Comin' at ya'

Did you check the stove

I'm a ho

It may be plain to see

I'm a ho

Went to places I shouldn't be

I'm a ho

From seventeen to seventy three

You can sit next to me cutie

I'm a ho

The kind you don't really want

I'm a ho

The kind you don't really pay

I'm a ho

And I really like to flaunt it

I am the universes biggest twaaaat

Here it is

My only secret

Exposed on this

This Digital circus

My confessions long and coming

Because I didn't know

There are just too many things

That constitute an eh hmm

But looking in the mirror now

I can see I'm one of them

I've whore for so many ones

I've whored for many things

I've whored so much

I forgot to whore for me

And that is why I stand humbled finally

On this stand with a limp

Having dodged accounts of ehh hmm

Oh Dear - My word

Please don't misunderstand me

I have to speak in metaphors

There are many ways that one can stray

and become

A dirty Ho

Harems are illegal fellow

I'm a ho

Chicks on chicks in tubs of jello

I'm a ho

I took 'em home to my girlfriend

To see where things begin to end

I'm a ho

That's not on all fours

I'm a ho

That speaks in metaphors

I'm a ho

And you really haven't thought this through

I'm a ho

That'll fuckin' screw you

What will become of me

Doomed to obscurity

Don't know where I should go

Too hot for the TV

Too loud for the radio

I'm a ho

And so's your mom and your dad

Stupid ho's

Your brother and your sister

Ugly ho's

Your dog and your cat

Furry ho's

If i'm a ho and they're a ho then so are you