Best kind of party Lyrics

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Gotta get myself together gotta make that cup of tea

Catch a look in the mirror, there's a monkey looking at me

Well there's fifteen people crashed out in what's supposed to be a single bed

and there's half the Russian army trying to bust right out of my head

Woah what a swing

Tryin' to tiptoe through the debris, find myself an empty glass

Plink and fizz and effervesce, give myself a second chance

My ribs are aching so much must have been a real laugh

Now look here, I just can't believe what someone's gone and done in my bath

Best kind of party last night

Woah what a swing

Cos I can't remember one single thing

Can anybody point out what this woman's doing on the stairs

In a psychedelic tank-top and a pair of denim flares

Well I must admit I've never seen a face that seems so full of ease

Something to do with the vodka bottle and the un-finished camembert cheese

Best kind of party last night

Woah what a swing

Cos I can't remember one single thing

Best kind of party last night

Woah what a swing

Cos I can't remember one single thing

Best kind of party last night

Woah what a swing

Cos I can't remember one single thing

Best kind of party last night

Woah what a swing

But I can't remember one single thing