Girlhood Lyrics

My ex-man was a narcissist

Took what was mine and made it his

Was kinda problematic

I'm not sexist BUT is his shtick

So I took my bearings and got my shit

Dropped him off at daycare now it's

Just me alone in this snake pit

Pretty dry down here for plenty of fish

My new girl is a pharmacist

She gets me hard and I get my fix

Between her breasts is a crucifix

But we don't talk about politics

So I buy her flowers and shiny things

And she gets upset with my bag of tricks

She took my car and took her kids

Her kids?! OH GOD I gotta split!!!

Have all the good girls gone to heaven?

Cause I've been trying to make it

Out of girlhood to a woman

Should've told me this is what lays ahead

So I became an arsonist

And I chop my logs and I burn them in

With all my years of therapists

And then I took my parents and violin

To my old house made of crumbling bricks

I play my fiddle and tuck them in

I lock the door and lick my lips

PRETTY HOT DOWN HERE FOR A GIRL TO EXIST!!!