The Gay Song Lyrics

Fussy eater's what I am

I don't even like smoothies

Six feet away

When I'm in the jacuzzi

Don't think I like

That same-sex bootie

Straight like a ruler

I squeeze them (Don't say that!)

Gay

Happy

I'm Gay

I'm happy

Gay

Happy

I am Gay because I'm happy

I am gay

I'm happy

Gay means

Happy

Gay

Happy

I'm gay, and I am happy

Gay

Happy

Henry

Happy

Swayze

Happy

I feel like a piece of candy cuz I'm

Gay

I'm happy

Gay because I'm happy

I am gay

And happy

Henry knows that gay means happy

No monkeys in here

I get away from the ops

No pox in here

I'm such a savage shark

Get ahead or row a boat

Cuz I'm not gay

I mean I am

But not in that way

I like literacy

It's true

I just read, See?

Nothing homo

I'd never be gay

Such a terrible crime

I'd rather have

A receding hairline

Those enzymes

Are just like a race track

They act fast

And couldn't have more straights

Everyone loves,

Being in my presence

Life's good,

back to Quintessence

Plus

I'm happy

I'm Gay

I'm happy

Gay

Happy

I am Gay because I'm happy

I am gay

I'm happy

Gay means

Happy

Gay

Happy

I am gay, and I am happy

Take me back

To before 2015

Not gay

Why aren't you listening

If you see me cross the lawn

Know I'm just visiting

Grass is greener

On the other side

Always remember the line

Is always straight

Captivate me

With the same sex (nah, man)

Survey me

I've got a straight complex

But don't forget (don't forget, don't forget)

I am

Gay

Happy

I'm Gay

I'm happy

Gay

Happy

I am Gay because I'm happy

I am gay

I'm happy

Gay means

Happy

Gay

Happy

I'm gay, and I am happy

Gay

Happy

Henry

Happy

Swayze

Happy

I feel like a piece of candy cuz I'm

Gay

I'm happy

Gay because I'm happy

I am gay

And happy

Henry knows that gay means happy