Art Of The Squeal Lyrics

Born with a silver spoon

Golden escalator bloom

Real estate tycoon

Casinos lost their room

Then pivot to politics

Reality show tricks

White House in chaos

Scandals in the mix

Fake news declared war

Russia at the door

Grabbing headlines, raw

Broke every decorum

Covfefe in the night

Endless Twitter fight

Stormy in the spotlight

Impeachment, what a sight

A mental midget and an obese adult

Civilly liable for sexual assault

All of his followers belong to the cult

But somehow it's all just the liberals fault

Nepotism rise, Family enterprise

Pardons in disguise, all is compromised

Walls are never built, profits that got spilt

Biggest tax cut lilt, ethics got killed

Rallies in the storm, norms all got torn

Justice system worn, democracy sworn

Insider trading blaze, CDC in haze

Fevers on the rise, queue propaganda phase

A mental midget and an obese adult

Civilly liable for sexual assault

All of his followers belong to the cult

But somehow it's all just the liberals fault

A mental midget and an obese adult

Civilly liable for sexual assault

All of his followers belong to the cult

But somehow it's all just the liberals fault

A mental midget and an obese adult

Civilly liable for sexual assault

All of his followers belong to the cult

But somehow it's all just the liberals fault

Nepotism rise, Family enterprise

Pardons in disguise, all is compromised

Walls are never built, profits that got spilt

Biggest tax cut lilt, just the liberals fault

A mental midget and an obese adult

Civilly liable for sexual assault

All of his followers belong to the cult

But somehow it's all just the liberals fault

At least the news ratings are high

At least the news ratings are high