M.C.P.P.E.B. Lyrics

If you come see us on tour

Raise your hands up praise the Lord

Make you feel like you're reborn

You'll hang on our every word

But it's all just fantasy

Yeah there's a secret about me

And the members of our crew

We are not as naive as you

We are a

Midwest Christian Punk Pop Emo Band

And we're singing to you cause God said we can

We are a Midwest Christian Punk Pop Emo Band

And though we never go to church

We still want you to buy our merch

Your new group leaders love us

They think that we have faith

They bring you to our show

To see punk rock that is safe

Singing songs of angels

Like Michael W Smith

Then we go backstage and find someone

To smoke weed with

We well we are a

Midwest Christian Punk Pop Emo Band

And we're playing for you cause Jesus said we can

We are a Midwest Christian Punk Pop Emo Band

And though we never go to church

We still want you to buy our merch

Our music is powerful and influential

You'll feel it deep inside

We get the hottest virgin groupies

Every single night

Empty words and promises

A soundcheck for the soul

And just like your religion

Making money is our goal

We are a

Midwest Christian Punk Pop Emo Band

And you love us cause it's Satan's good command

We are a Midwest Christian Punk Pop Emo Band

And though we'll never ever ever ever ever go to church

We still want you to buy our merch

Praise the Lord