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I think I'm a self-diagnosed hypochondriac

Which I guess makes me a hypochondriac

It's just like what if I'm overthinking it

Like I do all the time, you see

Sometimes I get a headache

And I wonder how big the tumour is

And sometimes I hit my head

And I think that I'm concussed

Some days I pee a lot

Which is a symptom of kidney disease

And sometimes I shouldn't google my symptoms

Cuz the answers I always trust

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I have a tapeworm

(So I guess I'm eating for two)

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I have degenerative bone disease

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I have short-term memory loss

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I have short-term memory loss

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I'm defying the odds

Cuz I'm still alive

And sometimes my lower back hurts

Which means I have stage four ovarian cancer

That can't be right

It's gotta be like stage three at most

And one time I think I broke my pinky toe when I

Stubbed it so hard I was screaming in pain

And it ached for like three weeks after happening

So maybe I really did

Is anyone else smelling burnt toast right now?

(No)

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I have a heart murmur

(Which isn't necessarily bad)

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I have tuberculosis

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I'm gonna die of liver failure

But according to WebMD

I'm defying the odds

Cuz I'm still breathing

Even though I should be dying

And sometimes I have a bloody nose

That goes on for a little too long

Sometimes my eyes feels off

So it's only time till my vision is gone

And I think my left ear is a little deaf

So I wonder how much time is left

Before I totally lose all hearing

And there goes my music career

Cuz as much as I love to brag

I'm no Beethoven

I don't think I could do this without my hearing

Oh god

What if I never play music again

What if I never find my true love

What if I never make a dent in this world

Before I die

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I'm afraid of dying alone

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I put my self worth in the work I do

(Whoops)

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I'm afraid of letting someone in

In fear I'll get hurt

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I'm still alive

And there's a chance I might live two weeks longer

So I think I'll be fine

(Except for the appendicitis)