But Can She Squirt? Lyrics

She can juggle

She can snuggle

She can model

She can coddle

She can sail she can prevail

She can pitch and she can enrich

She can drive there with her eyes closed

She can thrive wherever east or west coast

She can advocate, she can mediate

She can sew, she can grow

She can LOL bro

She can CEO you know

Oh boy can she go

But

Can she squirt?

Yeah

Can she squirt?

Can she spray you and play you

Can she squirt?

Who needs to flirt pull down that skirt let's make it work

Can she make a splash and cause a flood bruv

Forget that's someone's daughter it's only yellow water open wide like you oughta, can she squirt?

She can right wrongs then a sonnet in Swahili then fuck on a bonnet easy

She can operate an open heart up

She can co-create a unicorn start up

She can skate bored or interested, and get serial killers arrested

She can pilot then style it

She can engineer or volunteer

She can brew organic beer

She can review Shakespeare

She can construct a spacecraft

She can even conduct witchcraft

She can defy social norms cause a storm and social reform

But

Who needs to flirt pull down that skirt let's make it work

Can she make a splash and cause a flood bruv

Release that gush you love cuz get here in a rush release that flush, can she squirt?

She can high-five in a skydive

She can deepfake and bake

She can cosplay and role-play

She can lip-sync and make blue pink

She can beatbox and detox

She can mansplain to an urban fox

She can tesselate then dominate then end world hate

But

Who needs to flirt pull down that skirt let's make it work

Can she make a splash and cause a flood bruv

Release that gush and cause a flood bruv

Pull out the plug let's drench the rug thug, can she squirt?

She can Twitch-stream then daydream

She can laser-tag then make you gag

She can LARP then play a harp

She can contort and cavort

She can binge-watch and hop-scotch

She can DJ she can BJ

She can sand-sculpt she can catapult

She can work it boy can she can twerk it

She can breakdance in any circumstance

She can write a novel and make you grovel

She can speak five languages she can eat my sandwiches

She can make an impact she can multiply and subtract

She can do brain surgery or perjury

She can master calligraphy or solve a mystery

She can split the atom she can pay your ransom she can make you handsome

But

Can she squirt?

Who needs to flirt pull down that skirt let's make it work

Can she make a splash and cause a flood bruv

Release that gush you love cuz get here in a rush release that flush, can she squirt?

Crank it with a wrench it's about to drench and if not she's benched, can she squirt?

Squirt