Tiny Might Lyrics

It's mental how I'm hung like a lentil

Packing only four yet bagging a ten daily

I'm diving in like Tom Daley

Don't try defame or size shame me

I'm cocky coz I'm carved out like a Greek god statue

My pocket-sized surprise's coming at you

You'll see my size in the V&A

Everybody stares when I get T&A with my dwarf like DNA

I'm getting oiled and soiled by your insta crush

Rush, try to keep up, small is nimble I'm hung like a thimble

You can't fat shame what I got, it's not a lot

Got rid of the excess now just next level sex

One0 inches, nope

Nine inches, gross

Eight inching I'm wincing

Seven ain't heaven and six is just boring

Five you want more so drop four in

Who measures love with a ruler anyway?

She'll take a FourxFour any day

Forget the motion of the ocean

I cause commotion without lotion

Flip it around I go in easy

Any peach I'm getting greasy

I ain't easy I'm hard like Call of Duty

Stiff like it's a lipstick

Pucker up its just a little prick

Injecting in your memories

That one time you came like Seven times

Over a size that looked like a sex crime

But I'm fully grown

You get ready to groan you I own you

The size of a key I put you on lock

Get ready to lick a mini monster cock

I'm the biggest of the smallest

My meat ain't the tallest

But I'm sharp like a knife

Thin and precise

I'm bringing ecstasy when I'm tickling your ex, you see

Bro, go coz when I'm tearing up your sisters

This Mr's got a list of twisted fisted girls

Kid watch what the kiss did

She's hypnotised by my slender size

I come in a trim fit and I'll come in wherever I see fit

Wait, she's fit that's my next bit

But can she micro manage?

I'm not Johnny Sins

But I'm ready for the seven sins of centimetres

Breaking the rules and being the mini ruler

Wait, did he drool her?

It's how I work it

It's the perfect fit

Precision targeting on the next ting

Small, small, small, I never hit a wall

I hit tens drive em round the bends

When they come my ends, it never ends

Few inches long but I'm never wrong

You can keep your schlong

I'm busy with your mum then on the next one

How's your sister been? Tell her I said hi

She's on the next guy I'll give your wife a try

One0 inches, nope

Nine inches, gross

Eight inching I'm wincing

Seven ain't heaven and six is just boring

Five you want more so drop four in

Who measures love with a ruler anyway?

She'll take a FourxFour any day

Go pinch yourself

I'm about to inch yourself

I'm the clit bandit

and it does fit wherever you wanna put it

I'm vibrating, like your girl's phone

Whenever she's alone

I'm putting the S&M in her SMS

Texting and sexting it's the best thing

I'm looking for a size queen

And that size been smaller than your average

Scoring way out of my weight class

You got a nice arse

Get ready for

One0 inches, nope

Nine inches, gross

Eight inching I'm wincing

Seven ain't heaven and six is just boring

Five you want more so drop four in

Who measures love with a ruler anyway?

She'll take a FourxFour any day

Go pinch yourself

I'm about to inch yourself

I'm the clit bandit

And it does fit wherever you wanna put it

I'm vibrating, like your girl's phone

Whenever she's alone

I'm putting the S&M in her SMS

Texting and sexting it's the best thing

I'm looking for a size queen

And that size been smaller than your average

Scoring way out of my weight class

You got a nice arse

Get ready for

One0 inches, nope

Nine inches, gross

Eight inching I'm wincing

Seven ain't heaven and six is just boring

Five you want more so drop four in

Who measures love with a ruler anyway?

She'll take a FourxFour any day