Sitcom Lyrics

There's flowers rotting in the pot

Everyday I'm reminiscing about the things that I am not

When I get home, I think that I should cry

But I don't, instead I call my mom and lie

On the phone I tell her, everything is fucking awesome

I'm making lots of money so my friends are never broke

My love life's like a movie and it's filled with songs I wrote

About the people that I've met and all the sleepless nights we shared

This life is like a dream and I wish you could be here

Yeah mom, it's like a sitcom, bye mom

I'm sinking deeper into bed

And the thought of getting up, it's really messing with my head

Landlords call me 15 times a day

And I'll answer when I feel like I'm rich enough to say

Everything is fucking awesome

I'm making lots of money so my friends are never broke

My love life's like a movie and it's filled with songs I wrote

About the people that I've met and all the sleepless nights we shared

This life is like a dream and I wish you could be here

Yeah mom, it's like a sitcom, bye mom

I'm making lots of money so my friends are never broke

My love life's like a movie and it's filled with songs I wrote

About the people that I've met and all the sleepless nights we shared

This life is like a dream and I wish I could be there

Hello! I thought I was gonna get to see you today

You left a bunch of crap at the house

Um, I don't know what you're doing, but I just, uh, love you