Advil Lyrics

You'd think that I would know by now

That the expired Advil works as well

As the new ones sitting on the shelf

But I'm a sucker for expiration dates

I only get a headache

About once or twice a month these days

And you'd think that I would know by now

Not to stare at my phone til my eyes give out

I should probably get a job with a schedule

And start saving every number in my phone

I should probably fix my fucking taillight

But you know how that goes

I should probably start thinking these things through

But to be fair the ceiling is not the roof

Blindly stepping forward and seeking truth

Yeah I know how that goes

It's not easy

Being this stupid

I make it look easy

But I've been training my whole life for this

It's not easy

Being this stupid

I make it look easy

But I've been training my whole life for this

Well I didn't die in the ocean

But I think that I probably should have

Cause now that I'm home

I am not in the zone

And I got not clue what I'm gonna do now

I didn't have a spiritual experience

And I did not find true happiness

But with a flash of light

And the end of times

I suppose I'd be glad that I did it

It's not easy

Being this stupid

I make it look easy

But I've been training my whole life for this

It's not easy

Being this stupid

I make it look easy

But I've been training my whole life for this

I think that suffering for sport is the only thing I'm good at

Lying on the floor pretending that I'm Kerouac

But when I finally catch an easy day

At least I know my bills been paid

Suffering for sport is the only thing I'm good at

Suffering for sport is the only thing I'm good at

Lying on the floor pretending that I'm Kerouac

But when I finally catch an easy day

At least I know my bills been paid

Suffering for sport is the only thing I'm good at