The Dog Song Lyrics

I never had a dog

When I was a kid

Now that I'm all grown up

It's the first thing that I did

I found myself a shelter

And I rescued me a mutt

He was in a cage...all alone

And chewing on his butt

He followed me to the car

He followed me back home

Ever since that evening long ago

I've never, ever, ever been alone

He waits outside the bathroom door

He sticks to me like glue

He loves me so aggressively

I don't know what to do

So now I'm

Waiting for the dog to die

Waiting for the dog to die

I could've had a life

Maybe dated once or twice

Instead I'm waiting for the dog to die

When I go to school at night

He follows me to class

Go to church on Sunday morning

He follows me to Mass

Don't get me wrong

He's the best buddy in the world

But I can't remember the last time

That I was with a girl

So now I'm

Waiting for the dog to die

Waiting for the dog to die

I could've had a life

Maybe found myself a wife

Instead I'm waiting for the dog to die

Mans' best friend

Is getting kind of stale

I'd like to get kissed by something

That didn't have a tail

So move over Rover

Let Jimmy take over

Waiting for the dog to die

So now I'm

Waiting for the dog to die

Waiting for the dog to die

He's Mans' best friend

I'm gonna love him to the end

But I'm still waiting for the dog to die!