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Hello, and welcome aboard

Thank you for flying with Hot Crazy Airlines

Our first priority on every flight is to ensure your maximum arousal

But first, let's talk about safety

To fasten your seatbelt

Take the hard metal tip and insert into the tight buckle

And don't forget to pull on it for further tightness

In case of an abnormally wet landing

You'll find a life vest under your seat

Place the life vest around your neck and pull the tab to inflate

Or just blow really hard on the long protruding appendage

It will also light up when it touches the water, which is pretty ace

There will be no smoking on this flight, including inside the lavatories

If you choose to join the Mile High Club

We highly recommend using the provided protection in the seat pouch in front of you

If you look around, you'll find emergency exits

We can't really tell you where they are because we don't know

But rest assured they are there

We hope that you thoroughly enjoy your flight experience with Hot Crazy Airlines

There are many other airlines

But there is only one Hot Crazy