My Boy Side Lyrics

You won't catch me stealing Daddy's razor

Why would I buzz my pretty peach fuzz?

A little fur makes a girl an animal

I'll be your pet, will you be my vet?

Kind of a boy, kind of a girl

Not long enough for a Dali curl

Got no crisis of identity

'Cause my boy side makes me a special girl!

He liked my soft, fuzzy kisses, like a kitty cat smack!

He missed my warm, fuzzy kisses, he came crawling back

His face got kinda cold

He felt he was growing old

He missed my soft, fuzzy kisses, like a kitty cat smack!

I wish I looked like Frida Kahlo

The world would bow to my one eyebrow

I may never make it as a famous painter

But my lip has fur, just like her

Am I a girl or am I a guy?

Androgyny's hip, you gotta give it a try

Got no crisis of identity

'Cause my boy side makes me a special girl

He liked my soft, fuzzy kisses, like a kitty cat smack

He missed my warm, fuzzy kisses, he came crawling back!

His face got kinda cold

He felt he was growing old

He missed my soft, fuzzy kisses, he came crawling back!