The Founding Forefather of Funk Lyrics

My name is George and I'm here to say

I told you I'd be back on another day

In the revolution

Didn't have a constitution

Two fighters lost their son

In the hole they grew as one

I put them in the ground

Kinda felt like I'd been clowned

Till the magic of the kernel

Proved a prophecy eternal

Now they're sitting under, Kandi Korn they torn asunder

If the deed did all we need

We wouldn't tree it

If the deed did all we need

We wouldn't tree it

(Wouldn't tree it)

If the deed did all we need

We wouldn't tree it

(Wouldn't tree it)

If the deed did all we need

We wouldn't tree it

(Wouldn't tree it)

If the deed did all we need

(Ha ha!)

I'm the hip-hoppin' president

(Who?)

Commander-in-chief of crunk

(Hey!)

I'm the hip-hoppin' president

Founding forefather of funk

(Whoo!)

I'm the hip-hoppin' president

Commander-in-chief of crunk

(Okay)

I'm the hip-hoppin' president

Founding forefather of funk

(Funk)

I thought my job was done

Built an orchard just for fun

Ran a country for a while

But it couldn't make me smile

(What do you do in the mean time?)

Kandi Korn was on my mind so I called up Father Time

Yes, what is it

Things are busy as a brine at the Citadel of Time

Heya pops it's me George Washington

I've been thinking a lot about those two wrestlers and their son

Say no more, my friend so meek

I am opening a portal for what you seek

Gee-whiz

Thank's Time Daddy

I'm the hip-hoppin' president

(Who?)

Commander-in-chief of crunk

(Hey!)

I'm the hip-hoppin' president

Founding forefather of funk

(Whoo!)

I'm the hip-hoppin' president

Commander-in-chief of crunk

(Okay)

I'm the hip-hoppin' president

Founding forefather of funk

(Funk)

How'd my orchard get so scary

Situation's feeling hairy

But then I saw the light

Father Tree was glowing bright

Kandi Korn had been defeated

Seems my role had been depleted

Never would've bet my life

On that fruit-bat-leading wife

I'm the hip-hoppin' president

(Who?)

Commander-in-chief of crunk

(Hey!)

I'm the hip-hoppin' president

Founding forefather of funk

(Whoo!)

I'm the hip-hoppin' president

Commander-in-chief of crunk

(Okay)

I'm the hip-hoppin' president

Founding forefather of funk

(Funk)