Cancelled!!! Lyrics

It's only a matter of time

Before they come for Joe Rogan and Jack White

For things they did or didn't say

I remember when Lola Bunny

Had some massive tits, my god that was so funny

Now she's flat, crushing defeat

I remember when nobody cared

About the anthem and the rocket's reddest glare

Now the woke drop to their knees

Go fuck yourself if you think cops

Killing people means that they should lose their jobs

I'm sick of these leftist decrees

Stop cancelling the things I love

Look at where we're heading

God, you're all so fucking dumb

Stop cancelling the men I like

Who cares if they offended

Someone's blue haired wife?

These are the days we will forget

When the Trump Man comes and takes the seat again

To save us all and save our kids

He'll shoot you down, take you to hell

Make you shave your armpits cuz you ladies smell

And the laws of man, this will forbid

Stop cancelling the things I love

Look at where we're heading

God, you're all so fucking dumb

Stop cancelling the men I like

Who cares if they offended

Someone's blue haired wife?

Stop cancelling the things I love

Look at where we're heading

God, you're all so fucking dumb

Stop cancelling the men I like

Who cares if they offended

Someone's blue haired wife?

I just want my racist Dr. Seuss books

I just want my racist Dr. Seuss books

I just want my racist Dr. Seuss books

I just want my racist Dr. Seuss books

He hates Asians, and that's alright

I loved it when he cheated on his dying wife

It shouldn't matter anyway

He apologized, he went woke

Maybe that's why he ended up going broke

Someone pray the left away

I can no longer slide into a girl's DM's

And tell her what I wanna do at 3 am

It's just a picture of my dick

I can no longer tell a girl I met

That I dream about nutting across her chest

This new woke age, it makes me sick