Flat Biscuit Lyrics

Your hands are tied

Your balls are stretched

Your balls are tied

Your hands are stretched

Your balls are crushed

For all to see

All that's left

Is misery

Flattened chicken, flattened cakes

I'll play ball with your balls but not in a weird way

I'll make you hurt and I'll make you pay

'Got that strong torsion magic power

Fish fear me, women want me

There's plenty of fish out there for you in the sea

But you can't catch them, your rod is too short

And now you're just left with the flattened biscuit-like balls

Fish fear me, women want me

There's plenty of fish out there for you in the sea

But you can't catch them, your rod is too short

And now you're just left with the flattened biscuit-like balls

Rolling balls

Across your balls

Now your balls

Are flattened balls

Futile strive

To save your balls

You're too late

You've lost it all

You suck, you look like a duck that sucks

You're muck in my book and I don't give a dang

About what you think, I'll raise my legs they born for kicking

Your nutsack, ball bag and your babies

(Flattened biscuit)

Fish fear me, women want me

There's plenty of fish out there for you in the sea

But you can't catch them, your rod is too short

And now you're just left with the flattened biscuit-like balls

Fish fear me, women want me

There's plenty of fish out there for you in the sea

But you can't catch them, your rod is too short

And now you're just left with the flattened biscuit-like balls

Squeezing your balls and crushing your balls and

Twisting your balls and smacking your balls

Pulling your balls and squashing your balls and

Hydraulically compressing your balls

(Balls! Balls!)

(Balls! Balls!)

(Balls! Balls!)

(Balls! Balls!)

(Balls! Balls!)

(Balls! Balls!)

(Balls! Balls!)

(Balls! Balls!)

Grinding your balls and popping your balls and

Smashing your balls and pounding your balls

Beating your balls and shredding your balls and

Turning your balls into 2D balls

(Balls! Balls!)

(Balls! Balls!)

(Balls! Balls!)

(Balls! Balls!)

(Balls! Balls!)

(Balls! Balls!)

(Balls! Balls!)

(Balls! Balls!)