The Ferguson Lyrics

Now the time has come to make some changes.

The smell stings one's nose in summer.

It's that toilet on my ship stinking to high heaven

I went to see a specialist and told him

Make it disappear, make it go away, I can't stand it

Here we go, move your ass, show what you've got for me

Buy the unique Ferguson

Sit down and give me your best shot

Hurry up, I really have to take a shit now

I can't stop it, so you better let me go my way

Do you think I can wait, no good idea

What's the point of this, I can't stay no longer here

I hope that you are right or you will walk the plank

Go ahead, tell me why I came to you today

Only use the Ferguson

The sound is unforgettable

She is called the queen of the toilet bowls everywhere

Today's toilets don't even deserve the name. Not the Ferguson

You sit on the dunny seat like a mighty king on a throne

And when you flush, you don't need a brush

You are right, the Stradivarius of the loo

I can play it like a violin

Yes, I buy it, she's the perfect bucket for my ass

And it won't stink anymore on my ship

Lost for words – talking about an orgasm for the ass

Words fail me, I recommend it, I've never shit so well

It only comes in white

Even with light on the inside

She is called the queen of the toilet bowls everywhere

Today's toilets don't even deserve the name. Not the Ferguson

You sit on the dunny seat like a mighty king on a throne

And when you flush, you don't need a brush