Oh Canada (this vacation sucks) Lyrics

Wanted to take you where the water is so clear

Wanted to celebrate school's final year

Hurricane season was a risk we tried to run

We're pointing northward and dressed for island sun

We're changing direction

We're going somewhere else

Oh Canada

This vacation sucks

Four suitcases with not a sleeve in sight

Fifties in the day and colder through the night

Fillers from Jersey crowding all the heated pools

The bars, the trivia, any and every room

We're changing direction

We're going somewhere else

Oh Canada

This vacation sucks

Ports have been shut down for the last two years

First to make a call since pandemic fears

Nothings open, construction everywhere

Give me my money and get me out of here

We're changing direction

We're going somewhere else

Oh Canada

This vacation sucks