Mortician Lyrics

Rigor mortis setting in, I can feel me getting stiff

Embalm me to relax me, I could really use a lift

Mortician likes to dress me, he takes my jewelry off

He sews my eyes, he sews my mouth

And then he cuts me up

The mortician wants you

The mortician wants you

The mortician wants you

Down the corridor I go await my debut, I'm in a box

I'm in a wall so friends can get a view

Now my time has finally come, everyone's in black

They start to read my eulogy

Some of them are crying, but most of them are lying

They got my will, for that they have a knack

The mortician wants you

The mortician wants you

The mortician wants you

Me I'm in a three piece suit but only to my waist

With my make up on i look real bad, they all walk by in haste

I'm sick of being looked upon and hearing only thoughts

The mortician looks on while he's checking his clock

He's always regulated, his life is so frustrated

I wish they just drop me in and let me lie and rot

The mortician wants you

The mortician wants you

The mortician wants you

Why won't they just go and leave me alone

Just close my box, my debut is finally done

With the last one gone and no one to come

The mortician walks up with his final thoughts

He closes the casket and wheels me off

To the grounds of my final home

The mortician wants you

The mortician wants you

The mortician wants you