Zombie Beauty Queens ft. The Slithers & Melanie McGuirk Lyrics

Getting ready for the show

The girls sit down in a row

In front of mirrors their beauty so rare

Excited, hopeful, so glad to be there

They do their hair, they do their nails

Applying make up, they look a little pale

An arm falls off but that's ok

This kind of thing happens everyday

All the zombie beauty queens

Decaying limbs and bursting seams

Up on stage with their big hearts

Stumbling over body parts

Bright green skin and yellow eyes

Mouth sewn up can't tell no lies

All dolled up these dug up dames

Get the crown they'll eat your brains

Onto the catwalk they shamble out

The audience begins to shout

Wolfman, Dracula, Frankenstein

To all these girls they were really kind

The talent portion was really neat

The other girls were really sweet

The pageant ends, they crown the winner

A celebration, brains for dinner

All the zombie beauty queens

Decaying limbs and bursting seams

Up on stage with their big hearts

Stumbling over body parts

Bright green skin and yellow eyes

Mouth sewn up can't tell no lies

All dolled up these dug up dames

Get the crown they'll eat your brains

It doesn't matter how decayed you are

Everyone can be a star

Beauty is deeper than just on the skin

And real beauty is found within

So if you need a lift up from the ground

These beauty queens can always be found

So smile big and dry your tears

The zombie beauty queens are here

All the zombie beauty queens

Decaying limbs and bursting seams

Up on stage with their big hearts

Stumbling over body parts

Bright green skin and yellow eyes

Mouth sewn up can't tell no lies

All dolled up these dug up dames

Get the crown they'll eat your brains