It Is Now Safe To Turn Off Your Computer Lyrics

Some say they know what to do

It is now safe to turn off your computer

I'm late, but I'm a believer

Happy like a Golden Retriever

I might come down off the roof

I don't know, perhaps I'm a Diva

Backstage is catnip organic

We don't like any M&Ms

Can't find the stage door, running down the hall

Grandma's knitting as she waits for the curtain call

Telephone the manager, I want to speak to Karen

And Becky, and Eminem, at Eleven

But I digress, Spın̈al Tap is a reality show

And grandpappy's tuned into the punk retro

But the Golden Age of Golden Ages is done

Shredded culture like stale lettuce on a bun

Happy to be here, eat on the run

There is nothing new under the salamander

Coriander

Slither

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Some say they know what to do

It is now safe to turn off your computer

I'm late, so how do you do?

It is now safe to turn off your computer

We used to knock on the door

But we don't do that anymore

The lunatics have taken over Main Street

And we're hiding in the asylum

Listen to the bells fall down from the tower

Corruption is just Tuesday now

As it ever was

They say they know what to do

It is now safe to turn off your computer

They say they know what to do

It is now safe to turn off your computer