No Cowboy Lyrics

Well I ain't no cowboy

I don't wear no hat

I don't punch no cattle

Or put hot iron to ass

I'm no vaquero

I'm no top hand

I'm no John Wayne or the Marlboro Man

'Cause I ain't no cowboy

Gas is up three-fifty

And I'm running on 'E'

Guess I gotta quit driving

Use my own two feet

It's times like these

I wish I rode an old paint

But you can't afford a filly

On musician's pay

'Cause I ain't no cowboy

I don't wear no hat

I don't punch no cattle

Or put hot iron to ass

I'm no vaquero

I'm no top hand

I'm no John Wayne or the Marlboro Man

'Cause I ain't no cowboy

I don't haul no trailer

And I don't haul hay

I couldn't tell you if it's felt or straw season

I couldn't care either way

But we ain't so different

No, truth be told

We both think buckle bunnies are hot

And drink our yellow bellies rodeo cold

'Cause I ain't no cowboy

I don't wear no hat

I don't punch no cattle

Or put hot iron to ass

I'm no vaquero

I'm no top hand

I'm no John Wayne or the Marlboro Man

'Cause I ain't no cowboy

Well I ain't no cowboy

But I like football

But the ones in Dallas

Oh they just piss me off

Get me believing

We're going all the way this year

Then it's a first-round exit

This shit ain't fair

'Cause I ain't no cowboy

I don't wear no hat

I don't punch no cattle

Or put hot iron to ass

I'm no vaquero

I'm no top hand

I'm no John Wayne or the Marlboro Man

'Cause I ain't no cowboy

Wish I's a little less high strung

Wish I's a little more free

A little more like you friend

And a whole lot less like me

Maybe I should've been a cowboy

I never learn my lesson

But if it ain't too late

Think I'll change my profession

Maybe I should've been a cowboy

I should've worn those hats

Should've punched some cattle

Or put hot iron to ass

Like an old vaquero

A chance to be top hand

Like John Wayne or the Marlboro Man

Just like John Wayne or the Marlboro Man

You'll call me John Wayne or the Marlboro Man

But I ain't no cowboy