Unlimited Data Plan ft. CRĀVE & Video Dave Lyrics

You heard of elf on a shelf?

Well here's some raps for that ass

You heard of doin for self?

You heard of doin it fast?

I seen a peanut stand

I seen a rubber band

I seen a needle that winked It's eye

I seen a dream get canned

I seen a book get banned

I seen an evil try to be an empire

I seen an elephant fly

I seen an elephant fly

Oh what a shit of a guy

Oh what a shit of a guy

And I'm bout as much of an expert

As the next jerk

I gotta go to work

My neck and shoulder hurt

I'm getting over it

But I'd rather not mention it

I thought my publicist let you know

I am my publicist so you know

I am my doctor,

I'm not my lawyer

But guess what?

I am the manger

Rat-race runnin fast tryna catch the cheese

Catch and squeeze, catch and release

Lady Eloise

Baby please, baby please be my everything

Don't say no

If you do?

...Ok... you know

Life goes on, I mean it's like those songs

We used to sing growin up when the night was young

We used to be so young,

We used to be so fun

It's the same old song,

I guess life goes on

We should play punch-buggy just for old times sake

We should plan a pic-nic for a cute lunch date

We should fly around the world

We could fly around the world

I could promise you the world

I might break your heart

Still life goes on, but still life goes on

Pro-tip sip slow, watch the night turn dawn

While the lights still on

While the mics still on

I'ma sing my song

All while life goes on

The suns too hot

Look what they got

The vibes and beats like De La

The flows water

Like Fela

May the

Force Be With You

Live your best life

Put your past in the back

Look forward

Strategize,

Plan ahead, and work towards- a goal to maximize all resources in your life fore you can end up

A Menace II Society

Practice sobriety for the most part

Like Blackstar

Run down justice like a track-star in a hundred meter race

Find your pace, it's a marathon

But I'm that far,

Ahead of my time

I rap like cars don't need asphalt

Hats off to the real ones

Everybody plays a part

But cats are not as good as dogs