The Sweater Curse Lyrics

You know we can't just ignore a curse

A curse?

A billion knitters know that it's real

I know you think this is going to go

From bad to worse

What curse?

Picture us in the back of a hearse

And this sweater's at the wheel!

It's superstition

Hocus-pocus science fiction

Tell me!

It's too terrible frightful and ghastly!

Why'd you ask me?

Mock-turtleneck affliction!

Pull-Over invocation!

Norwegian incantation!

A whoo hoo hoo!

This is The Sweater Curse!

Let's put this in reverse

A whoo hoo hoo!

This is The Sweater Curse

A whoo hoo hoo!

The Sweater Curse

But who knows where it lurks?

A whoo hoo hoo!

This is The Sweater Curse

Ready or not

Hoo hoo!

Hoo hoo!

Hoo hoo hoo!

I can feel it

The darkness surrounding us

The weakest always go first

Curse this damn sweater curse!

Charlotte, my love, what is this curse?

It's a crazy story someone one made up

That if you knit your lover or other a sweater

Like this

That you'll fight

Really fight!

And he will leave you!

What is this voodoo?

Charlotte, can it make me leave you?

It's too harrowing and painful to think of

So don't, love!

Cable knit conjuration!

Camisole ruination!

Drop shoulder visitation!

Oh, no, no, no!

We're in The Sweater Curse!

This is the f-ing worst

Oh, no, no, no!

We're in The Sweater Curse

Oh, no, no, no!

We're in The Sweater Curse

And someone will get hurt

Inside The Sweater Curse

Oh, no, no, no!

Stop the song!

Stop it!

Charlotte, did you do this on purpose?

Because if you knew about the curse

And knitted this sweater for me anyway

Hunter, I only believe in us

I'm in love with us

Why would I want to curse us?

What if you changed your mind

And you didn't want me to move in?

So you knitted a sweater

knowing that we would fight?

This isn't real!

This whole curse!

It's just stupid!

Stupid?

Well, this, us fighting

It feels real to me

And I should just trust you?

Even though something in this room

Is telling me not to?

Hunter! Don't say that out loud

It'll hear us!

The Curse!

The Curse!

The Curse!

We need to break

Oooh, oooh

The Sweater Curse!

We'll get some salt and herbs

To kill The Sweater Curse!

Whatever works to stop The Sweater Curse

Before you make it worse

Oh, no, The Sweater Curse

A whoa oh oh!

A whoa oh oh!

A whoa oh oh!

We must break this sweater curse now!