Brooklyn, I'm Back! Lyrics

Of course I've missed you

I've missed everyone

Everyone?

How can I be from Brooklyn

And not miss Brooklynites?

Crown Heights to Cypress Hills

Brighton Beach to Sea Gate

Brownsville to Chinatown

Prospect Park to Wingate

Williamsburg Bushwick

Red Hook Sunset Park

I know I missed some but that's a start

Go and shout the news from Bedford Avenue

I need a Wild East brew

If I could live anywhere

I wouldn't live anywhere but here

Brooklyn he's back

Born and raised here to stay

Baptized in Gowanus Bay

Brooklyn I'm

Glad to say I'm never going away

Got a tat on my back and it says BK!

Brooklyn I'm back

Whoo hoo hoo

Brooklyn I'm back

Let's hear it for the 718

We got your Joan Rivers Foxy Brown

Beastie Boys and Jay Z

Neil Diamond David Blaine

RGB and Spike Lee

Busta Rhymes Lou Reed Maggie Gyllenhaal

And Notorious B.I.G

You can tell them all that I'll be getting high

So just drop on by

If I could live anywhereI

wouldn't live anywhere but here

Brooklyn he's back!

Mom worked from 9 to 5

While Daddy drank at Alibi

Brooklyn I'd Love to own a home

Please say a prayer

But I swear to God

You gotta be a billionaire

Brooklyn I'm back

Whoo hoo hoo

Brooklyn I'm back

B!K! Brooklyn!

B!K! Brooklyn!

Ripped jeans Birkenstocks

Kaftan and a choker

Earrings statement beard

Dressed like I'm hungover

Pierced my nipple and it's really sore

But you know I'll go back for more

You can tell them that I'm free tonight

To sing at Baby's All Right

If I could live anywhere

I wouldn't live anywhere but here

Brooklyn, I'm back!

Only buy vintage clothes

Got an earring in my nose

Brooklyn will welcome you all

I know, that's not a shock

But we got a rule

You gotta wear crocs!

If I could live anywhere

I wouldn't live anywhere but here

Brooklyn, I'm back!

Born and raised here to stay

Hangin' till my dying day

Brooklyn we're

B!K! Brooklyn!

B!K! Brooklyn!

For those of you who are new to town

Or just moved here

Rent a CitiBike on a warm summer night

Have a hotdog in a shoebox

Catch a drag show at the Metropolitan

And drink Kings County whiskey on the rocks

Ride on up to Barclay's

Cuz you need to see my Nets play

You're in luck we got some Banksys you can see

And in case you didn't know it

One more thing

We hate the fuckin' Yankees!

If I could live anywhere

I wouldn't live anywhere but here

Brooklyn I'm back!

Born and raised here to stay

Baptized in Gowanus Bay

Brooklyn is a great place to move to

If you're feeling stuck

Except for the winter when it's

Cold as fuck!

If I could live anywhere

I wouldn't live anywhere but here

Brooklyn I'm back!

Green taxis yellow hair

Pockets on my underwear

If I could die anywhere

I wouldn't die anywhere but here

Brooklyn I'm back!

Bury me at Brooklyn Flea

Don't forget my favorite beanie

Brooklyn I'm

If I could live anywhere

I wouldn't live anywhere but here

Brooklyn I'm back!

Dancing at House of Yes

Champs Hippie Skillet Hash

Brooklyn, I'm back!

If I could fly anywhere

I wouldn't fly anywhere but here

Brooklyn I'm back!

Go away are you OK?

That'll really be the day

Brooklyn we're

B!K! Brooklyn!

B!K! Brooklyn!

B!K! Brooklyn!

That's our house!