Surf Instructor Lyrics

So now he's leaking

And now he's moldy

And now he's peaking and he's plummeting

All too often now

I think he needs a surf instructor to embrace him

With her wetsuit

To survive the winter

No longer shrinking in the nude

And "the meal is here

So come tie your hair and make a mess on me."

But in the morning

The instructor is leaving

And now he struggles just to move